Appendix 1: The Weight (The Band, 1968)

No, this isn't really the end, but sometimes good things do come to those who wait.  I will periodically drop in an appendix, as they contain useful information.  How useful, well, that is for you to decide.

ITEM	WEIGHT (in pounds)	HOLD WEIGHT (in pounds)
Bag of Coins	15
Balloon		100
Balloon, Broken	40
Basket		50
Bell	5
Bell, Red-Hot	5
Beautiful Brass Bauble	5
Birds’ Nest	20	20
Black Book	10
Bloody Axe	25
Blue Crystal Sphere	5
Blue Label	1
Book (purple, white, etc)	2
Box (safe with crown)	10000	15
Brick	2
Broken Sharp Stick	3
Broken Timber	50
Brown Sack	3	15
Burned-out Lantern	20
Cake (orange, red, blue)	4
Cake, “Eat Me”	10
Card	1
Carpet	10000
Chalice	10	5
Clockwork Canary	5
Clockwork Canary, Broken	5
Clove of Garlic	5
Coke Bottles	15
Crown	10
Crystal Trident	20
Dented Steel Box	40	20
Don Woods Stamp	1
Fancy Violin	10
Flathead Stamp	1
Free Brochure	30
Glass Bottle	5	4
Glass Flask	10	5
Gold Card	4
Gold Coffin	55	35
Grail	10	5
Green Piece of Paper	3
Hand-Held Air Pump	5
Hole (to box/safe)	10000	10
Huge Diamond	5
Hunk of Bat Guano	20
Keyhole		12
Ivory Torch	20
Jewel-Encrusted Egg	6	6
Jewel-Encrusted Egg, Broken	6	6
Knife	5
Lamp	15
Lamp, Broken	5
Large Case	10000
Large Emerald	5
Leaflet	2
Lunch	5
Machine	10000	50
Mailbox		10
Matchbook	2
Newspaper	2
Note of Warning	4
Painting	15
Pair of Candles	10
Pearl Necklace	10
Piece of Vitreous Slag	10
Pile of Leaves	25
Platinum Bar	20
Plastic Inflatable Boat	20
[Hole Plastic Boat]	20
[Magic Boat]	20	100
Portrait of J. Pierpont Flathead	25
Pot of Gold	15
Priceless Zorkmid	10
Quantity of Water	4
Red Buoy	10	20
Red Crystal Sphere	5
Rope	10
Ruby	5
Rusty Iron Key	5
Rusty Knife	20
Sapphire Bracelet	10
Screwdriver	5
Set of Skeleton Keys	10
Shovel	15
Small Pile of Coal	20
Small Slot (in puzzle)		4
Stack of Listings (line-printer output)	70
Stack of Zorkmid Bills	10
Statue	8
Steel Cage, Mangled	60
Stiletto	10
Sword	30
Tan Label	2
Tin of Spices	8
Tour Guidebook	5
Trophy Case	10000	10000
Trunk of Jewels	35
Tube	10	7
Viscous Material	6
Welcome Mat	12
White Crystal Sphere	10
Wire Coil	1
Wooden Barrel	70	100
Wooden Bucket	100	100
Wrench	10